In Memoriam: Jimmy Howell

Jimmy's been suspended five times already for gettin' a little crazy with the STICK!
                       ~Jimmy


Jimmy was just your average Haddonfield teen.  He was very outspoken and kind of thought himself a big shot.  He loved that he got to act like a badass for his neighbor Marion Chambers.  Easily offering to take a look at her burglarized home, Jimmy talked a lot of smack to a Michael Myers waiting in the shadows.  Trying to make the best of things, Jimmy stole a few bottles of beer for him and his buddy, thinking it would get blamed on an intruder.

However, Michael Myers doesn't like it when people try to credit him with stuff he didn't do.  The famed killer was no longer in Marion's home, but waiting for Jimmy in his.  In a twist of irony, Jimmy was met with a skate to the face.  You may get a few minutes in the penalty box for high sticking, Jimmy, but Michael will eject your from the game of life with the blade of a skate to your cranium.  I hope you got to drink that beer before Michael got you Jimmy.

Here's to Jimmy