Naptown Nerd Goes Ape: Escape From The Planet Of The Apes (1971)



Escape From The Planet Of The Apes

1971

Director: Don Taylor

Starring: Kim Hunter, Roddy McDowall, Bradford Dillman, Natalie Trundy, Eric Braedon, Sal Mineo and RICARDO MONTALBON!

Rated: wait for it...G!

Think of it as grape juice...plus.

           ~Dr. Lewis Dixon

Naptown Nerd Goes Ape: Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)



Beneath The Planet Of The Apes

1970

Director: Ted Post (who has experience with 2nd films in a franchise as he also did Magnum Force)

Starring: James Franciscus, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans, Linda Harrison, Charlton Heston and Batman's King Tut-Victor Buono

Rated: G...yes...G

Glory be to the bomb and the holy fallout.  As it was in the beginning, is now and ever shall be.  World without end. Amen.

                  ~Mendez

Naptown Nerd Goes Ape: Planet Of The Apes (1968)

Planet Of The Apes

1968

Director: Franklin J Schaffner

Starring: Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Maurice Evans, Kim Hunter, James Whitmore, James Daly, Linda Harrison

Rated: G (yes, folks, not a mistake)

Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

                     ~George Taylor