Half-Shell Retrospective: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
2014
Director: Jonathan Liebesman
Starring: Megan Fox, William Fichtner, Will Arnett, Johnny Knoxville, Whoopie Goldberg, Tony Shalhoub, Abby Elliot, Minae Noji, Tohoru Masamune
Rated: PG-13

So you're...Ninja Mutant Turtle Teenagers?
                ~April O'Neil

TCM At 40 Retrospective: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

2003

Director:  Marcus Nispel

Starring:  Jessica Biel, R. Lee Ermey, Eric Balfour, Jonathan Tucker, Mike Vogel, Erica Leerhsen, Andrew Bryniarski

Rated: R

You kids shouldn't have messed with that little girls.  You brought this all on yourself.

                                  ~Sheriff Hoyt